Real Life Dilbert Moments

I got this in an email from a friend and it was too funny to not share:

A magazine recently ran a “Dilbert Quotes” contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers.  These were voted the top quotes in corporate America :

• “As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards.  Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.”  
  (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA )

• “What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter.”  
  ( Lykes Lines Shipping)

•  ”E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data.  It should be used only for company business.” 
  (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)

• “This project is so important we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.” 
  (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)

• “Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.”    
  (Plant Manager, Delco Corporation)    <—This is my personal favorite

•  ”No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We’ve been working on it for months.  Now go act busy for a few weeks and I’ll let you know when it’s time to tell them.”   
  (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)

• Quote from the Boss: “Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.”
  (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)

• “We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees.”   (Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)

Tags: funny

Bob Fosse, the Remix

Just for fun,  here’s the Mexican Breakfast routine choreographed by Bob Fosse.  It’s been sait this was Beyonce’s inspiration for her “Single Ladies” video.  So peep the original version here:

Now peep the remixed version of this same routine set to DJ Unk’s “Walk it Out”:

Tags: fun, funny, mini-concert

Too Funny: The Only Reason for a Wedding Rehearsal

My friend had this posted on her blog and it made my night watching it.

It’s silly, but I found it to be extremely touching.  There is something to be said for true friend and friendship; and what friends are willing to do to make something special for you.

LOL, had I did something like this, I think my mother, along with half the church, would have had a heart attack- LOL

Tags: cute, friends, funny, LOL